how to prepare for exams:
- do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
- freak out
- sleep
(Source: markedandtied)
they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks
(Source: faggotunderthecorktree)
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
and then when I say there are worse kids out there, she’s all “I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER KIDS” the fuck bro.
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)















